Season 1

Season 1

Season 2

Episode Introduction Lines

Episode Guide

The first season of The Emperor's New School aired on Disney from January 27, 2006 to November 11, 2006.

Cast[]

Starring[]

J.P. Manoux as Kuzco
Jessica DiCicco as Malina
Eartha Kitt as Yzma
Patrick Warburton as Kronk

Episodes[]

Season 1
Series Episode#	Season Episode#	Episode Title	Original Airdate	Production Code
1	1	Rabbit Face	January 27, 2006	101
2a	2a	Squeakend at Bucky's	January 28, 2006	107
2b	2b	Kuzco Fever	January 28, 2006	107
3a	3a	Empress Malina	February 3, 2006	106
3b	3b	The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man	February 3, 2006	106
4a	4a	Hungry Hungry Llama	February 10, 2006	112
4b	4b	Only the Wrong Survive	February 10, 2006	112
5a	5a	Cart Wash	February 17, 2006	103
5b	5b	Battle of the Bots	February 17, 2006	103
6	6	Girls Behaving Oddly	February 24, 2006	112
7a	7a	The Lost Kids	March 3, 2006	110
7b	7b	The Big Fight	March 3, 2006	110
8	8	Kuzclone	March 31, 2006	111
9a	9a	Unfit to Print	April 7, 2006	108
9b	9b	The Emperor's New Pet	April 7, 2006	108
10	10	Peasant for a Day	April 21, 2006	104
11a	11a	Fortune Cookie Day	May 5, 2006	113
11b	11b	Gold Fools	May 5, 2006	113
12	12	The Mystery of Micchu Pachu	May 12, 2006	105
13a	13a	Oops, All Doodles	June 24, 2006	120
13b	13b	Chipmunky Business	June 24, 2006	120
14	14	Clash of the Families	July 1, 2006	109
15a	15a	The New Kid	July 8, 2006	114
15b	15b	Officer Kronk	July 8, 2006	114
16	16	Kronk Moves In	July 15, 2006	117
17a	17a	Kuzcogarten	August 5, 2006	118
17b	17b	Evil and Eviler	August 5, 2006	118
18	18	The Bride of Kuzco	August 12, 2006	115
19a	19a	U. F. kuzcO.	August 19, 2006	116
19b	19b	Attack Sub	August 19, 2006	116
20a	20a	The Yzma That Stole Kuzcoween	October 14, 2006	119
20b	20b	Monster Masquerade	October 14, 2006	119
21	21	Yzmopolis	November 11, 2006	121

Introduction Lines[]

Season 1
Episodes	Introduction Lines
Rabbit Face	Hi, there. just wanted to welcome you to my show starring me--Kuzco. So, no changing the channel. Understand? No Changing. Ok. Theme Music.
Squeakend at Bucky's/Kuzco Fever	Hi there. Squeakity-squeak Squeaker-squeak, Squeak Squeaker-Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeaker-Squeak Squeaker-Squeak. In Squirrel Speak, That Means...Theme Music...
Empress Malina/The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man	You know, there are an awful lot of shows on tv that don't star me, so, consider yourself lucky to be watching a show that does star me--Kuzco! All Righty. That's the Theme Music Cue.
Hungry, Hungry Llama/Only the Wrong Survive	Hey, my Royal Tv-Watching subjects, today's your lucky day. Wanna Know why? Because you get to watch my show, starring...Me. Theme Music.
Cart Wash/Battle of the Bots	Joke time. How many Kronks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10. One to screw in the bulb and 9 to do the catering. Ha. That's a good one. Theme Music.
Girls Behaving Oddly	Hey there. Having Trouble Fitting in At School? Well, just be yourself and everybody will love you. Unless you're not cool. In that case, learn to paly a guitar or something. Theme Music.
The Lost Kids/The Big Fight	Hola! This is where I pop up and enterain you. Wait. I'm the Emperor. You should entertainme. Now, how's that Gonan work? Oh, Well. Theme Music!
Kuzclone	Hola, TV Friends. That's Right. Everybody Out there is my very good tv friend. Aren't you all lucky? You're all my friends. Okeydokey. Theme Music.
Unfit to Print/The Emperor's New Pet	Hola! It's time again for--Uh.Huh. Now, I'm on right now. I look good, don't I? Theme Music.
Peasant for a day	Hi there. Today's Episode is all about me. Now that I think about it, every episode is all about me. Theme Music.
Fortune Cookie Day/Gold Fools	Hey, there. Bet you didn't know I was a fortune teller. Watch. The great Kuzco predicts there's about to be Theme Music all about...Me.
The Mystery of Micchu Pachu	Today's show is scary. Ooh! Scary show But I'm not scared. Nope. So Don't Think I am, 'Cause I'm Not...Scared, That is. Theme Music?
Oops, All Doodles/Chipmunky Business	Hi there. Today's show is really funny. So you're probably saying, "Hey, Huzco, what's the secret to making a funny show?" Well, It's Simple. It's a little thing we in the comedy business like to call "Timing--
Clash of the Families	Today's show is all about family. So go get your family and watch it together. I'll Wait. Ok, I can't wait. Just tell them about it later. Theme Music.
The New Kid/Officer Kronk	Oh, look, you're back for mroe me. I understand. Who wouldn't want more me? Including me. So, let's hear The Me Music.
Kronk Moves In	Hola, friend-ola. It's moving day but not for you. You stay right there, at least for the next 30 minutes. Gracias. Theme Music.
Kuzcogarten/Evil and Eviler	Don't you think this show needs a title that has more me in it, like That's So Kuzco, Orkuzco of the Past? I know--Kuzcosible. Nah, Forget It. Theme Music.
The Bride of Kuzco	Hi there. Thought you might like to know that I move back into the palace today. MM-HM. Oops. Way ahead of myself. Forget I said anything. Theme Music!
U.F.Kuzco/Attack Sub	Today's show is brought to you in that thrilling new technology, Kuzco-Vision. Wow. I sound cool. Theme Music
The Yzma that stole Kuzcoween/Monster Masquerade	Hey there. Today's gonna be all about me. Good idea, Huh? So Let's celebrate me day and me night, too. It's Kuzco-Ween. Theme Music!
Yzmopolis	If you don't like Yzma, then don't watch today's show. Of course, who does like Yzma? Ok, if you don't like Yzma, then do watch today's show. Oh, well. Just Watch. Theme Music!