Episode Introduction Lines are cold openings to every episode, wherein Kuzco shows up and gives everybody a little speech, relating to what the episode will be about. Kuzco then often says "Theme Music!" at the end, and then the Theme Song plays.
Instances[]
Season 1[]
| Season 1 | |
| Episodes | Introduction Line |
| Rabbit Face | Hi, there. just wanted to welcome you to my show starring me--Kuzco. So, no changing the channel. Understand? No Changing. Ok. Theme Music. |
| Squeakend at Bucky's/Kuzco Fever | Hi there. Squeakity-squeak Squeaker-squeak, Squeak Squeaker-Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeaker-Squeak Squeaker-Squeak. In Squirrel Speak, That Means...Theme Music... |
| Empress Malina/The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man | You know, there are an awful lot of shows on tv that don't star me, so, consider yourself lucky to be watching a show that does star me--Kuzco! All Righty. That's the Theme Music Cue. |
| Hungry, Hungry Llama/Only the Wrong Survive | Hey, my Royal Tv-Watching subjects, today's your lucky day. Wanna Know why? Because you get to watch my show, starring...Me. Theme Music. |
| Cart Wash/Battle of the Bots | Joke time. How many Kronks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10. One to screw in the bulb and 9 to do the catering. Ha. That's a good one. Theme Music. |
| Girls Behaving Oddly | Hey there. Having Trouble Fitting in At School? Well, just be yourself and everybody will love you. Unless you're not cool. In that case, learn to paly a guitar or something. Theme Music. |
| The Lost Kids/The Big Fight | Hola! This is where I pop up and enterain you. Wait. I'm the Emperor. You should entertainme. Now, how's that Gonan work? Oh, Well. Theme Music! |
| Kuzclone | Hola, TV Friends. That's Right. Everybody Out there is my very good tv friend. Aren't you all lucky? You're all my friends. Okeydokey. Theme Music. |
| Unfit to Print/The Emperor's New Pet | Hola! It's time again for--Uh.Huh. Now, I'm on right now. I look good, don't I? Theme Music. |
| Peasant for a day | Hi there. Today's Episode is all about me. Now that I think about it, every episode is all about me. Theme Music. |
| Fortune Cookie Day/Gold Fools | Hey, there. Bet you didn't know I was a fortune teller. Watch. The great Kuzco predicts there's about to be Theme Music all about...Me. |
| The Mystery of Micchu Pachu | Today's show is scary. Ooh! Scary show But I'm not scared. Nope. So Don't Think I am, 'Cause I'm Not...Scared, That is. Theme Music? |
| Oops, All Doodles/Chipmunky Business | Hi there. Today's show is really funny. So you're probably saying, "Hey, Huzco, what's the secret to making a funny show?" Well, It's Simple. It's a little thing we in the comedy business like to call "Timing-- |
| Clash of the Families | Today's show is all about family. So go get your family and watch it together. I'll Wait. Ok, I can't wait. Just tell them about it later. Theme Music. |
| The New Kid/Officer Kronk | Oh, look, you're back for mroe me. I understand. Who wouldn't want more me? Including me. So, let's hear The Me Music. |
| Kronk Moves In | Hola, friend-ola. It's moving day but not for you. You stay right there, at least for the next 30 minutes. Gracias. Theme Music. |
| Kuzcogarten/Evil and Eviler | Don't you think this show needs a title that has more me in it, like That's So Kuzco, Orkuzco of the Past? I know--Kuzcosible. Nah, Forget It. Theme Music. |
| The Bride of Kuzco | Hi there. Thought you might like to know that I move back into the palace today. MM-HM. Oops. Way ahead of myself. Forget I said anything. Theme Music! |
| U.F.Kuzco/Attack Sub | Today's show is brought to you in that thrilling new technology, Kuzco-Vision. Wow. I sound cool. Theme Music |
| The Yzma that stole Kuzcoween/Monster Masquerade | Hey there. Today's gonna be all about me. Good idea, Huh? So Let's celebrate me day and me night, too. It's Kuzco-Ween. Theme Music! |
| Yzmopolis | If you don't like Yzma, then don't watch today's show. Of course, who does like Yzma? Ok, if you don't like Yzma, then do watch today's show. Oh, well. Just Watch. Theme Music! |
Season 2[]
| Season 2 | |
| Episodes | Introduction Line |
| The Empror's New Tuber/Room for Improvement | Hi there. Today's public service tip is cheaters nevere prosper. Well, not never 9 out of 10 don't, but if you're that one in 10, more power to ya. Kidding. Theme Music. |
| Cool summer/Prisoner of Kuzcoban | Boom-Bam, Baby! It's Vacation Time! A Vacation from School, A Vacation From Work, and a Vacation from Saying--Theme Music. |
| Ramon's Crowd/Guakumentary | Congrats. You are about to see the most perfect episode of my show ever. It is 100% Flawless in every detail. Screen Music. I mean Theme Mu-- |
| Demon Llama/Show Me the Monkey | Oh! Hey. MM. Just one second. Theme Music! |
| Picture This!/TV or Not TV | Malina: Hi. I know I don't normally open the sow, but Kuzco's Still in his dressing room putthing his face one, so it's finally my turn to say--Kuzco: Theme Music |
| Kuz-Cop/How Now Sea Cow? | Freeze! You have the right to watch this cartoon. You have the right to watch with a friend. If you cannot afford a friend, one will be appointed for you. Theme Music! |
| A Fair to Remember/Working Girl | Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Llamas and Llamettes, step right up to see the eighth wonder of the world--Me. Theme Music. |
| Curse of the Moon Beast/Aww, Nuts! | It's such an honor to be named world's most Kuzco-Ey Emperor. You made that yourself out of tinfoil and rubber bands. Wrong! I made it out of tinfoil and duct tape. Theme Music. |
| The Emperor's New School Spirit/Card Wars | I'm Number One! I'm Number One! Yeah, you may wanna get that finger looked at. It's, uh foamy. Theme Music. |
| Mudka's Secret Recipe/The Emperor's New Home School | Hey. Today's Episode is all about good eating. Lucky for me, it's not about good manners. Theme Music. |
| The Emperor's New School Musical | Hola! Welcome to the Kuzco Musica, or, rather, the Kuzical! I love Kuzicles. There's Mango Flavor, Banana. The Root Beer One's Good. Ugh. Theme Music! |
| A Giftmas Story | Ho, Ho, Ho! Congratulations, My Adoring Fans. You're about to your holiday wish-an extra-large serving of me, me, me. Theme Music! |
| No Man Is an Island/Vincent Van Guaka | Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me. And those are a few of my favorite things. Cue The Me music. |
| Air Kuzco/Kronkenitza | Kuzco here to let you know there's a whole new reason to love me--I'm now a gifted athlete and sports hero. Ow. Theme Music.. |
| Come Fly With Me/Project Poncho | Hey, Guys. Don't Miss today's show, 'cause I get turned into A-- No. Not Even Close. Just Watch the show. Theme Music. |
| Citizen Kronk/The Pajama Llama Dilemma | Guaca: Hey, everybody, Guaca hereto say Kuzco Rules!
Kuzco: No, No. It's, "Kuzco Rocks." See? We even Gave You Funny Props. Theme Music. |
| Yzma Be Gone/Last Ditch Effort | Nyaah! Sorry. No time for a clever and witty Intro. Theme Music. Theme Music. |
| The Good, the Bad, and the Kronk/Mudka's #13 | Kronk: Welcome to the show, the show about Kuzco.
Kronk's shoulder devil: The Kuzco show. Kronk's shoulder angel: What about my show? You don't have a show. Kronk's shoulder devil: I should! Watch this. Kronk: Guys, guys, it's time for the, uh, theme music! |
| Auction Action/The Astonishing Kuzco-Man | Kuzco's back! Get it? Kuzco's back? As in back to entertain you? Back to start the show? Back to-Eh, I'm too hip for the room. Theme music! |
| Guaka Rules | I'm on my way to the throne I'm on my way to success. And somethin', somethin', somethin' Me, me, me. Wait. What are the words again? |
| Malina's Big Break/Hotel Kuzco | Today's show is all about...relaxing. Yeah. You don't wanna forget, uh... theme music. |
| Father O'Mine/Everyone Loves Kuzco | Uh, Hello. Your Tv's Upside Down, Einstein. You should get that fixed. Theme Music. |
| Puff Piece/Take My Advice | So that one's episode of Emperor's New School with extra Kuzco, a side of Kronk slaw, hold the Yzmustard. You want some chips with your Moleguaco? Great. Please pull up to the second window for your... theme music. |
| Yzbot/The Puma Whisperer | Isn't Incan technology amazing? First pottery and now robots. What's next - putting a Llama on the moon? Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Theme Music. |
| Kronk the Magnificent/Kamp Kuzco | Kuzco: To introduct today's theme music, here's my new best friend.
Yzma: I'm not doing it. Kuzco: Come one. For your new best friend? Yzma: I'm not your friend! Kuzco: OK You're right. Theme music! |
| Groove Remover/Overachiever's Club | To prepare yourself for how hard you're gonna laugh today, please join me in some comedy stretches. One! Two! Three. Four.. Theme Music. |
| The Emperor's New Show/Too Many Malinas | And now some new choices for..(Southern accent) theme music. (mousy) Theme Music |
| Faking the Grade/Eco Kuzco | The following episode is rated A-plus by the Kuzco Show Association of Kuzconia. Wow, A-plus! That's almost as good as an A! Maybe next time. Now, for some grade-A theme music! |
| Kuzcokazooza/Kuzco's Little Secret | Today's episode is so good, I could just...(snifflfes)...cry (choking up) It's got so much me in it. It's beautiful. Can we please just go to theme music? |
| Cornivale | Happy corn! That's right. This weekend is Cornivale. The whole family gets together and eats corn. Between you and me, I find the whole thing, um, corny. Theme music! |
| Graduation Groove | Will I become Emperor or will I not. Stay tune for the answer you'll like this episode a lot. |
Trivia[]
- Other characters have appeared in the Season 2 Introduction Lines.
- Kuzco didn't appear at all in the Introduction line for The Good, the Bad, and the Kronk/Mudka's #13.